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Comment on Aphorism of the Week by A V

A V — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:46:17 +0000

Were you born the moron you are or was it the drugs?

Comment on Ambien Sales Plummet, Insomniacs Rejoice As Obama Speeches Grow In Length, Frequency by A V

A V — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 23:43:30 +0000

Your mother has coached me well!

Comment on Aphorism of the Week by A V

A V — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:50:55 +0000

It looks like your IQ has not climbed to a double digit yet, keep on boozing you moron. Never mind, I forgot that to have an IQ you have to have a brain first . . . .

Comment on Ancient Sloth Fossil Called “Missing Link” To Modern-Day Government Workers by sstalvey

sstalvey — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:39:27 +0000

As a city government employee, this explains everything.

Comment on Obama To Combat Climate Change By Moving Planet Earth Farther From The Sun by freezedriednews

freezedriednews — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 02:56:03 +0000

There is good news and bad. Yes, it will affect sports bars’s satellite ESPN, but their denizens will be so plastered that they are unlikely to notice until they have been melted by nukes. As for the Martians, my sources there tell me they are lonely and looking for company, in particular something along the line of Hef’s Playmates. Obama has failed to address this critical issue, but no doubt an apology will be forthcoming.

Comment on The Swat Heard ‘Round The World: Presidential Debates To Highlight Insect-Killing Prowess by hoboduke

hoboduke — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:16:10 +0000

The Sultan of Swat is hot! Chicks love guys who kill things with their bare hands!

Comment on Obama To Combat Climate Change By Moving Planet Earth Farther From The Sun by hoboduke

hoboduke — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:14:37 +0000

This is fantastic! However, there may be protests from the Northern Koreans who don’t have enough nukes to counter Al Gore’s. My concern is more immediate, will it affect sports bars getting satellite ESPN? These are exciting times to be a citizen of the universe! It might piss off the Martians?

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Comment on Obama Names Michael Jackson Melanin Czar, Asks Blacks To Halt Climate Change By Lightening Skin by freezedriednews

freezedriednews — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:19:44 +0000

Thanks. Obama doesn’t quite say those things, but I do generally use “Obama-like” language when satirizing him. Of course, satire requires hyperbole, but I think the principles of Obama-speak are, unfortunately, sound.

Comment on Obama Names Michael Jackson Melanin Czar, Asks Blacks To Halt Climate Change By Lightening Skin by drieick

drieick — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 01:00:55 +0000

LOL, this is funny. It would be kinda sick if Mr. Obama really said such ilk, of course.